Ethan

The T H I C C E S T whale God in the multiverse.

Hail Ethan the true whale god!

by True whale god January 31, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is an hyperactive idiot that somehow gets all the girls. He loves dirtbikes fourwheelers and his six close friends. The only way to calm an Ethan down is bring a hoe into the room.

sometimes called kyle.

he's such an Ethan

by chexmaster49 October 21, 2019

ethan

a transformer and gay boy. best man alive. hot, sexy, attractive, beautiful. flawless and bf material. 12+ in cock. for the male gaze.

Ethan is a gay name

by superiority complex November 20, 2021

Ethan

The gayest nigga alive known to women kind and he kinda smells like my under toe

I was walking then an ethan struck me.

by Cammy is hawt March 11, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is a small midget with a tiny penis who likes every girl he sees

Ethan is small

by Lilypadisbig October 24, 2019

Ethan

Has small stick thighs

You have Ethan thighs

by Hjnnsd February 16, 2020

Ethan

some kid who is really annoying, has no or very few friends, and is generally disliked by others around him. should definitely think about getting a life

"Look at that kid, he's an Ethan!"

by randomshit69 October 30, 2019