A roid-raging muscle head that specialize in bicep gains. This causes a lack of muscle in other areas, making Ethan look like point down Doritos.
Ethan has large biceps that make others' pale in comparison.
Ethan's biceps make him look like a walking Dorito.
Ethan's biceps make him look like a walking Dorito.
by a fellow gym boi April 11, 2020
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by God father squidward February 24, 2020
Get the Ethan mug.When you play games for hours and ignore everyone around you including your mom who told you to take the dog out 30 minutes ago and then she yells at you for not listening to her, your girlfriend who’s having a mental breakdown, and your dog who needs to go outside.
EXAMPLE 1:
Bro 1: Dont you need to go take your dog out?
Bro 2: Nah bro, I got 5 more minutes before my mom comes to yell at me.
Bro 1: Yo you’re really Ethaning right now.
EXAMPLE 2:
Bro 2: Yo my girlfriend is crying right now.
Bro 1: She doesn’t matter you’re playing games with the boysss.
Bro 2: But that means I’m ethaning her.
Bro 1: Yup!
Bro 1: Dont you need to go take your dog out?
Bro 2: Nah bro, I got 5 more minutes before my mom comes to yell at me.
Bro 1: Yo you’re really Ethaning right now.
EXAMPLE 2:
Bro 2: Yo my girlfriend is crying right now.
Bro 1: She doesn’t matter you’re playing games with the boysss.
Bro 2: But that means I’m ethaning her.
Bro 1: Yup!
by Hi Hoe it’s off to work we go February 27, 2020
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by Ethan The Demoted November 8, 2020
Get the Ethan mug.Ethan is always the type of guy who would say something very rude and no one would say anything just because he’s popular(ish). He always cracks jokes (only 50% of them are funny) and only 1/256 girls like him. Because he is just that bad.
by Ijustwanttodie November 13, 2020
Get the Ethan mug.A fucking stud. Fucks everyone he wants. And some he doesn't. Doesn't give a shit about anything. Recently stumbled upon a large sum of money. Fucks teachers daughters on baseball fields. Takes virginities, and doesn't give me back. Has been know to go by the GOAT at sex. Smashes on the Xbox. Goes down on girls for wicked amounts of time; because he's a giver. Once made the Dos-Equis man drink a Corona. Just the sexiest motherfucker you'll ever meet. His best bud is Chris. And once again, the sexiest mothefucker you'll ever meet.
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Ethan makes me so wet. Everytime he looks at me, I have to change my panties.
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