eskimo

People chosen by the sky to keep the earth awake when the sun is busy under the ocean.

Like Me!! An Inuit in NY selling darkness to blind Gypsy's.

by J D B June 7, 2005

eskimo

half asian people who live in a very cold area of the world.

yo, i saw an eskimo yesterday. he was so chill.

by Pothead. December 21, 2008

eskimo ice cream

a dessert alaskan eskimos devour in seconds.
made from lard you can also substitute crisco, or animal fats
and berrys mostly the blue kind
mixed together to even make strong stomaches quiver

eskimo says 'want some eskimo ice cream, i made it fresh from todays berrys and yesterdays dead whale'

me 'hell no'

by chindra October 6, 2008

eskimo kiss meal

When a person puts their nose in a woman's vagina and starts to rub their nose in the vagina, like an eskimo kiss.

Yo, Kevin and Beth do freaky stuff, I heard that Kevin gave her an eskimo kiss meal. Thats nasty.

by B.Luck August 24, 2010

Eskimo Pie

A sexual act in which a woman convinces a man that he is about to "get it" making him very aroused. Right before giving it up she pulls out 2 ice packs and sandwiches his "special area" causing rapid shrinkage and the end of any sexual possibilities.

"Man I'm SO pissed right now, last night Chandra Eskimo Pie'd my ass!"

by Captain Johnson May 4, 2008

Eskimo Cousin

When two or more girls (or guys) find out the same girl (or guy) had sex with their significant others.

Lindsey's boyfriend slept with Summer, and my boyfriend slept with Summer too! Lindsey and I are now Eskimo cousins.

by JP Lee September 10, 2012

Eskimo Pie

An Alaska Natives "woman parts, Va JJ, Punany".

Im going North To Alaska to get me some real Eskimo Pie.

by Rossdizzle December 22, 2008