Eric

A man who is albino and likes to play soccer. He often touches his friends and fondle his pets.

Eric is has no penis

by Yfugigigud January 24, 2014

Eric

1. A man who will never appreciate you and will only keep you around to satisfy his own selfish needs.

2. A man who loves himself above all others; an extremely self centered person.

Don't go out with him he's an Eric.

by dorkissmaximus May 22, 2014

Eric

A guy who is really tech savvy and knows a lot about electronics. He likes Apple and hates Android. He can be really nice at times but can be a jerk at other times. He is funny and can always make you laugh.

Ugh! My laptop is acting up. Maybe Eric can fix it.

by Out_in_Neverland24 June 1, 2015

eric

usually married to emily's

horrible at relationships
never talk
usually has blonde hair
obviously has blue eyes
gigantic forehead

wow must be a eric and emily if their relationship is that bad

by bobmarley69 April 6, 2016

Eric

Eric is a pussy that is a 11 year old non- virgin that bully’s his friends and a overweight person and that brags because he is an oh Fornite player and Eric’s r DARKSKINs

I hate Eric’s

by Lightskins Lavish May 2, 2019

Eric

Man with a small penis

He must be an Eric

by Urmumgae47 January 4, 2018

Eric

That one short kid in first grade that kicks a girl named Michele in the stomach because she took the last juice box.

Person1:Who’s the maddest lad?
Person2: That’s no question...It’s ERIC.

by DerickTheEricSlayer January 11, 2020