Eric Clapton

The greatest British blues guitarist to ever walk this earth
see also EC

Clapton is GOD!!!

by WistfulThinker March 30, 2004

Pekka-Eric Auvinen

Pekka-Eric Auvinen is the Finnish perpetrator responsible for the school shooting in 7th of November 2007. The Incident took place in the Jokela School Center.

At approx. 11.40 AM Auvinen started shooting randomly with his small-caliber .22 Sig Sauer Mosquito, killing the school principal, nurse, six students and finally extracted himself from this great applegarden via a bullet in the head.

Finnish newspapers reported that the killer had great respect for the columbine shooters and may have followed their example. Before attaining his killing spree, Auvinen published his "testament" in popular Finnish website, similar to Facebook and MySpace.
The testament is a long-ass rant about how he hates humanity altogether and wishes death for mankind. In here he also reported what he was about to do, a few hours before it happened. The warning went unnoticed though.

In the aftermath of the killings, a UK newspaper The Times reported some nonsense, claiming that the reason for killing is because Finland is dark, cold and socially bad place. This is however untrue. We do live in frozen caves and ride polar bears to supermarkets. The electricity what we use to reload our Nokia cellphones is respectively provided by Thor, the almighty God of Thunder. But what is this internet the Times reporter mentioned? some form of witchery, perhaps?

Man: Heard about the school shooting yet? Pekka-Eric Auvinen did it.

Woman: Yes, terrible tragedy! I have been crying most of the day...

Man: Yes yes, very terrible and all that. So, how about that blowjob?

by Perkeleellinen December 2, 2007

Eriona

Sweet , compassionate , loving , outgoing , athletic , humorous , affectionate.

"Eriona is such an amazing person."

by Ahhh 😛 February 21, 2017

erica

This girl is amazing, she's funny, cute, and very intelligent. (They tend to hate math). Erica is an artist, fashionista, and sporty gal who is very shy. Erica's tend to fangirl on TV shows, they like drama shows, cooking shows, and sports shows.
Erica's are generally quite sassy. The queens that walk the earth. Pretty badass.

Wow, is that Erica? She sure looks like a badass!

by Empress Erica August 7, 2017

erisha

This is a girl who has everything going for her. They are very rare not only because of the rare name but because of the combination of excellent personality and beautiful physical features. They have a clouded past that can cause some problems but they are strong women who don't let the past get in the way of what's going well for them in the present. They have a weird sense of humor but when you get to know them, it grows on you and brings out the weirdness in you in a good way and before you know it, you have fallen in love with Erisa and you never want to let her leave. Having a banging body sure doesn't hurt either as an Erisa always will. If you meet one, snatch her up and never let her go because she will love you with all her heart.

Hey erisha whats up

by Lionieyh April 22, 2018

Erica

The best friend you could ever have. She is nice, genourous, and beautiful. She will put up with all your crap for a very long time. Don't ever lose an Erica friend because if you do you will regret it forever.

I <3 my BFF Erica!!

by bbygurrlswag May 1, 2011

Erin

Erin is a great beautiful girl, and has boys chasing after her 24/7 she is perfect and is reliable. She's always their for u even wen ur down and need a friend. She's so trustworthy and courageous. She isn't afraid to stand up for herself. Erin is a great person and u will never regret having her as ur friend. Especially if she's ur best friend. My bestfriend. It would mean the entire world if this was posted because my bestfriend deserves a lot more then what she has and is. She is a princess

Erin- we have to help the kittens in the shelter today
Me- Erin ur to kind

by Thatmysterygirlme October 1, 2013