Eison

A short funny lookin bastard that has no friends but is actually great and an amazing papsi

Guy 1: dude Eison’s fucking gay Guy2: he’s just fucking dadsi

by Jacob2003 November 6, 2017

Edison

A way of being jipped for your creativity. You have a good idea and someone claims it as your Edison moment. Therefore you receive no reward.

"Hey, all you get is a dumb lightbulb as Edison thought of your idea!"

by Dr R Swank January 22, 2009

Edison

In BDSM, someone who is into adminstering electricity in pusuit of sexual pleasure.

Jeeeeez, look at thse Edison Brothers taking a violet wand to that poor hogtied woman.

by Bill Peters August 10, 2006

edison

charming, sweet, kind, loving, friendly, understanding, caring, a lady's man, talented, funny, cute, active, comforting, fun, exciting, intelligent, decisive, the man of your dreams.

Edison took my breath away.

by anniekinsky December 15, 2008

Elson

A right player with a passion for sleeping with his sisters. Some may even call him a nonce

Stop elson, were in public

by Fuehsjdjdjdf December 8, 2019

Edion

The name given to somebody (typically of african decent) who screeches "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

YOU- Hey Edion hows it going?
Edion- REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *JUMPS OUT WINDOW AND RUNS AWAY*

by Super Cash Money October 12, 2018

Edmonton telegram

A .22 cal bullet delivered to the face at close range.

The Edmonton telegram is useful to convey a serious message on the street and as a kill shot when hunting birds.

by chickenkiller October 17, 2011