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Challenger Early College High School

An Early College High School in Hickory, North Carolina, Challenger, servers two out of a hundred North Carolina counties: Alexander and Catawba. Limited to a hundred students per class, everybody knows each other. Most of the teachers are extremely qualified. The school's honor code is integrity, citizenship, and stewardship. Anybody who doesn't follow this code can be punished. It's the only school in the county where you drop $2 dollars, and somebody will return it in the office.
Jack: I heard you're not coming to Hickory High with us. Where are you going?
Bill: I'm going to the prestigious Challenger Early College High School.
Jack: That sounds great. I hope you do good.

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20 years later
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Jack is flipping burgers. Bill is working for $40/hour on a career that hasn't even been invented yet.

Scott early 

Typical dickhead that invented muscles but never claimed any, always bruised and sore. Constant whiner and commercial dandelion grower. Each like gets him a punch..lol
Nice try scott early, maybe next time
Scott early by Shortyseasement June 11, 2019

Hard & Early 

By going against all expert advice, failing miserably, but claiming victory anyway and hoping nobody noticed.
Feigning a quick response, but in reality putting in a lackluster and slow performance.

Demonstrably doing too little, too late.
"2 months after they requested it and 3 days after the city was taken, we went hard & early and sent a rapid rescue team in a very slow plane." Jacinda Ardern.

"After covid was in the country, we went hard & early to close the borders. We have eliminaded it!" Jacinda Ardern
Hard & Early by Enough NZ! August 19, 2021

Oakland Early College 

Where the principal wears a clown nose, the counselor wears a shirt that says "the punisher", students answer the phone, the math teacher throws calculators at students, and the handicapped kid races the able-bodied kids down the hallway on his scooter.
Where do you go to school?

Oakland Early College
Oakland Early what?

The Early November

1) Early Days In the Month Of November
2) Awesome Band On Drive-Thru Records
1) We will go there in Early November when its cool out.
2) Man The Early November is so PIMP
The Early November by Dexter October 29, 2003

Bard High School Early College 

The sixth level of Dante's Inferno
"I met that chick with the huge glasses at Bard High School Early College"