P.E.B.K.A.C.

IT Helpdesk teminology/slang. The acronym stands for:

Problem exists between keyboard and chair

Definition being: The IT problem you are having exists between the chair you are sitting on and the keyboard you are using

Helpdesk Customer: I can't open my document

(Helpdesk operative checks the file and it opens fine)

Helpdesk Operative: Ahhh....I see now, this is caused by P.E.B.K.A.C.

by Ragsnot August 5, 2006

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1234567890-=q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l ; ' ()/()z x c v b n m , . ()/() ~ !@#$%^(&*() _())+ { } : " | |< > ? is what you type on a keyboard when you get insanely bored.

Yesterday I got so bored that I searched 1234567890-=q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l ; ' ()/()z x c v b n m , . ()/() ~ !@#$%^(&*() _())+ { } : " | |< > ? on google and nothing came up so I put it in the Urban Dictionary

by Moonlit_Sky2712 September 13, 2020

c.h.i.e.f.

Council of High Intelligence and Education Findings. (C.H.I.E.F.)

Just got off the phone with C.H.I.E.F. and he told me this post is "Not It". (Fake)

by Desertjoker September 23, 2018

C O M P R E S S E D

When a girl who is short is thicc in all the right places

Damn BOI, SHE HELLA C O M P R E S S E D

by Tony sandbags January 3, 2019

I.W.Y.T.E.M.P.T.I.C.N.S

I Want You To Eat My Pussy Till I Can Not See

You are a freak if you can read this: I.W.Y.T.E.M.P.T.I.C.N.S
(Im not sure if this is the actual thing it stands for)

by ImGayBruv April 3, 2021

F.C.P.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P.

A song by the progressive rock band The Fall of Troy which is commonly thought to be the acronym for the phrase, "Fuck condoms. Premarital sex is the Shit. Get 'em pregnant, get 'em pregnant, get 'em pregnant," though the band has explained that the acronym has no particular meaning.

Dude, that song "F.C.P.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P." by The Fall of Troy is the shit!!

by egyptian princess July 23, 2007

C O N S U M E

A funny and/or sophisticated way to say eat. mostly used by the meme man and memers as well as intellectual people and British people when used in a intellectual way it normally isn't spaced out and in full caps.

Memer: Father I must C O N S U M E something for I am starvation

Smart Dad: Son I know we do not have any consumables to consume at the current time period.

by The funny guy at school September 22, 2020