Dylan 

Dylan is an annoying pain in the ass. He’s always in everyone’s business even when he has nothing to do with anything. He’s funny but really irratating. (sorry too lazy to write more)

person 1: Dylan is annoying
person 2: yes ik

Dylan by themosthonestopinion March 12, 2020

dylan 

absolute unit

lil pump: yo dylan is a unit.

dylan by dylan the unit May 1, 2020

Dylan 

My best friend

Dylan is my bestfriend

Dylan by Hwisndnde June 1, 2020

Dylan 

Someone who backs the LGBTQ community so passionately that he switches to the “dark side”. Claims he doesn’t like “winky” but admits to being a “pro at willy loving”.

“OMG! That’s Dylan! He definitely loves winky!”

Dylan by Shlikaboomboom July 18, 2020

Dylan 

The one kid with the weird jokes that nobody likes. Most likely has a bland haircut. Literally everyone hates him.

Can we please not invite Dylan?
Why the fuck is Dylan here again?
Please leave us alone Dylan.

Dylan by reeeeeeeeeelmo September 19, 2020

Dylan 

He’s a simp

Dylan is a simp

Dylan by Jajdjjdkdkdkwkwkaksksks September 20, 2020

Dylan 

he never shuts the fuck up, probaby wears a diaper, never geting a girlfrend

guy: "HI DYLAN"
Dylan: "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Dylan by dylanhater000 October 22, 2020