splash damping

The act of reducing the noise subseqent to the execution of a bowel movement in a public bathroom facility.

Person 1#
The bathroom at work was packed this morning! I even resorted to splash damping to save myself from embarassment!
Person #2
WTF is splash damping
Person #1
You know... You put TP on the water before you drop one?
Person #2
That's enough. Why did I even ask.

by SCrow January 6, 2007

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bum dumpling

1)a piece of small turd dropped on the sidewalk by a homeless bum and left there
2) turd muffin

Guy 1 & Guy 2 walking.

Guy 1: Oh shit, watch out, you almost got shit on your shoes.

Guy2: Damn bum dumpling.

by kshitty March 7, 2009

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Silly Dumpling

When you or another person take a shit in an inconvenient place.

"Dude, Jake just left a silly dumpling in your parent's bed!"

Andy Samberg took a silly dumpling on Deborah's desk in Like a Boss.

by PsychoMeowmix August 14, 2011

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the dumpling

Not in any specific order, place your hands upon your balls for 5 minutes. Push the almond center to the back and stretch the skin as far as possible. Next, salivate in the small "bowl" created by your nut skin. Using a hair straightener, seam the edges of the skin and begin steaming for 10-15 minutes.

"Hey Jonathan, what are you eating?

"I'm eating this new trendy food, "the dumpling.""

"Okay.

by Napkin Water February 1, 2020

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