When you get home from work and kill a twelve pack of beer without eating dinner, resulting in you being very drunk.
Dude, you should’ve came over last night! Me and John both had a drunken dozen and watched football!
by Dilly the Drunk September 25, 2023
The act of having anal sex without the use of a lubricant. It is often performed while in a drunken state and no lube is available. The word is derived from the movie Grease and Sandy's strong desire for booze and anal sex.
"Without lube, we're gonna have to take this drunken sandy nice and slow. I can't be no grease lightnin."
by spectical July 21, 2016
by dreaded1 January 24, 2008
Ben: “Damien, I saw joey change his sheets this morning after a night out drinking. I think he pissed himself”
Damien:”i’m not surprised he’s a drunken sprinkler
Damien:”i’m not surprised he’s a drunken sprinkler
by Bigballs42 June 29, 2024
A Perfectly Drunken Night takes place when you (male or female) have had just the right amount of alcoholic beverages to perform substantially above par sexually, usually resulting in exceeding previous expectations and smashing personal bests/records in the bedroom.
Guy 1: “So how did last night go after you left the bar with juicy booty?”
Guy2: “Man it was definitely a perfectly drunken night. I hit her with the pound game and made her cum like 12 times. We lost count!”
Guy2: “Man it was definitely a perfectly drunken night. I hit her with the pound game and made her cum like 12 times. We lost count!”
by A-Zo88 April 23, 2019
Drunken yobs meaning young people drunk on an old mans drive/path/road trying to see what is happening but then gets filmed by the old man and put on Facebook.
Old man:"Another bunch of Drunken yobs on berry hill again"
Young people: "fuck off , it's illegal to film minors"
Young people: "fuck off , it's illegal to film minors"
by Yutes June 24, 2017
When you're about to sleep and you start talking or doing some weird shit, usually when calling someone on a late night
Person A: Oh, did I tell you about Daquan?
Drunken Sleeper: *very muffled* great Daq- yeah ok
Person A: lol are you okay?
Drunken Sleeper: *waits a few seconds* hmm ok
Person A: k I'm ending the call
Drunken Sleeper: *very muffled* great Daq- yeah ok
Person A: lol are you okay?
Drunken Sleeper: *waits a few seconds* hmm ok
Person A: k I'm ending the call
by blupopscl March 16, 2016