dohtard

Homer Simpson personified by your retarded friend. A retard who is too stupid to say Doh after he does something really fucking stupid.

Man, that guy is such a dohtard. What a fucking dohtard. \How did that guy become such a fucking dohtard? Only a fucking {dohtard could do something that fucking stupid. Are you a fucking dohtard, who taught you to be that fucking stupid, your mom?

by Smedlap August 19, 2017

Donta Don

A weird/ghetto name for a penis

You: Bro my girl show me her poonanny
Friend: What you do
You: I showed my donta don

by BlueJay Slade November 1, 2017

doraelice

The best person you will ever meet she will always make you laugh eith anytjin she is always so happy and cheers you up

Doraelice is the best mom in the world!

by Gymnast🤸‍♂️ November 20, 2017

Doortarded

The inability to properly close a door way completely on a regular basis

Your doortarded? The cold is.suppose to remain outside.

by Newfee September 6, 2018

Dora Hennessey

A girl with the second name Hennessey who bares a striking resemblance to the children's cartoon character Dora The Explorer; especially with her hair down.

Person 1 - "I wonder how Dora Hennessey is"

Person 2 - "Last I heard she was sucking dick in Liverpool for her Starbucks fund."

by Dora1010101 May 10, 2019

Dorado

The best guy ever, good looking and strong.

Hi dorado, you’re the best guy ever, good looking and strong.

by Da savage454 June 26, 2019

Dertardism

Der-tard-ism - The process in which the minds of people are becoming virally infected with utter stupidity. The development of one's mind being affected by something really dumb. Perhaps having listened to someone or having watched something that is so fucking retarded that you are now literally dumber and your overall IQ drops for having done so.

Guy 1: Hey did you happen to see all the latest political trash-talking commercials on T.V. for the up-coming election?

Guy 2: Oh yeah I did! Boy I'd say we've really reduced ourselves to that of a bunch of mudslinging primates. Having watched those ads really made me a dumber person!
Guy 1: I know! After watching them I felt as if someone just performed a lobotomy on me!!
Guy 2: I'd say we got ourselves a classic case of dertardism on our hands. Probably because we are too busy jerking off and watching football to pay attention to our own politics leaving us in the shit storm that we're in.

Guy 1: I agree brother. Now lets go grab a beer and watch the game and let Donald Trump keep fucking us over while we sit and complain but yet do nothing about it.!
Guy 2: Yeah! Then we can watch more of those mudslinging political ads and base our decisions purely based on that! Idiocracy is among us! Derrrp!

by ballen69 October 24, 2019