Donkey Pants

A very horny guy (usually very drunk) who is thinking with his penis instead of his head.

So tell me again Donkey Pants, you want to give this stripper your car and credit card so she and her friend can go get us some booze?

by cliffjw September 16, 2008

Donkey Slap

to slap one in the face with a male's genitalia

"Yo. You know that ho madison, totally pulled my cock out of her mouth and donkey slapped her bitch ass, she got a scrotom outline on her left cheek."

by Zachthebamf March 31, 2009

Whacking the Donkey

Apparently what the guy from "Overboard" did when Goldie Hawn was gone from him thinking she was someone else's mother and wife. Yeah, we don't get it either.

As Goldie Hawn tries to leave her mean husband--

Mean husband: I'm desired by many women! Do you know what I've been doing while you were gone? Whacking the donkey with painted ladies!

by painteddonkeywhackerladie August 24, 2009

Donk on swole

Donk is another word for penis, on swole meaning errect.
Hence meaning keeping ones penis erect.

From the song, "I'm in love with a stripper REMIX, featuring Akon, R. Kelly, Twista -DIRTY" At 3.45" R.Kelly say's, "Reeereeereee coming down the pole, ain't no secret why i'm here; cause you keep my donk on swole"

by P Dolemite May 17, 2007

donkey kongle dongle lol (dkdlol)

A word used to distinguish from a genuine laugh from the generic 'lol'.

A mix up of the words 'dongle', 'donkey kong' and 'lol'

I have to admit, when I read that comment I did donkey kongle dongle lol (dkdlol)!

by reinforced lemon cake December 18, 2008

swamp donkey wrangler

One who hangs out in bars and clubs and acts drunk in order to attract swamp donkeys.

look at that guy! he is acting drunk and the swamp donkeys are moving in. He sure is a swamp donkey wrangler.

by m1911a1 August 6, 2009

honky-donkey

To agree with someone. To accept what their saying.

person1 "I'm off down the boozer at 6, you coming?" person2 "Honky-donkey, see you then!"

by Eazy November 15, 2005