schong dong

A long meat stick that dwells in the trousers!!!
Dude my schong dong is bigger than your!!!!
by Funny buoi December 01, 2016
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shit dong

when someone is being an asshole and you want to criticize them and you dont want them to tattle tell you to the school principle
oh damn it, its stone again, hes such a shit dong
by average discord mod April 26, 2023
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Long Donging

Shannon wiled away her evenings long donging Ryan, in the carnal fashion

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Kieron long donged Aaron’s mum, smashing ones back doors in
by JBonius1989 July 17, 2021
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Dong Slap

verb: to slap someone with a penis especially given when a person is acting stupid; very harsh action, if you have recieved a dong slap, you are a to be considered the lowest form of organisms
Joel got dong slapped by Landon for being such a fag

Dude, you should dong slap that fool driving his lifted 2WD Ford Ranger.
by Nate Dogg February 27, 2004
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Dong Dance

Intended for males only, or transvesties:
While naked, one shifts one's hips repeatedly side to side, until one's genitals catch up with the momentum, creating a loud slapping noise against the side of one's thighs
Gilbert was suddenly slapped when Caroline asked him to dance, and Gilbert showed her the Dong Dance to impress her
by Tbizzle April 22, 2004
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Doodle dong

A disapointing cheese doodle shaped penis that curves downward when erect
Jimmy rubas's doodle dong is so terrible that i bet he could fuck his own asshole.
by Steve Siciliano December 13, 2004
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Donkey-Dong

A freak. A "human" whose phallus is thrice the size of any mortal man. A legend whose extraordinary penis size is matched only by the size of his muscles.
One who fits the characteristics of "Donkey-Dong" also typically doubles as a Chief-Potowatome.
Rob is the Donkey-Dong.
by Jeff John April 06, 2004
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