Dirt clown

a douche bag, or a person who has no idea how stupid they actually are.

"look at that kid run around in his clown shoes! what a dirt clown!"
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carraway: " yeah dude, then I TOTALLY threw it in her!"

kyle: "whatever dirt clown"

by asde June 28, 2006

dirt grub

To have worm-like, odd, gremlin-esque energy and interests; can be associated with either nature or dirty alleyways, however the second would be a city slicker dirt grub.

1.) Charlie Kelley from Its Always Sunny is a dirt grub.

2.) I spent all night high in my backyard and practicing my Michael Jackson impersonations.

by dirtgrubgod July 25, 2019

dirt nap

n. death

v. (taking a dirt nap) dying. Sometimes used to describe passing out/being unconscious as if dead

also, receiving a visit from Dr. Dirt Nap (dying)

Poor Jane, she stayed home from work today because her cat took a dirt nap yesterday.

by TBea April 22, 2008

Banana Dirt

The crust left on the dick after sex, commonly from not washing it after 4 days.

Yesterday I was in the locker room, and my friend said, "Wash of your banana dirt man Jesus!"

by DeadMansFilm October 29, 2009

dirt canyon

Nickname for the ass, asscrack or anus. Most often used in reference to anal sex.

Oh man!! Cashman says he rafted down Mel's Dirt Canyon. She was crying like a baby by the time he was done!

by Jiminy Criquette September 15, 2007

curb dirt

A dreg of society.

That drug dealer is curb dirt.

by Garry Gallegos October 23, 2008

Long-dirt

"Long-Dirt, is the look one achieves when they don't have enough facial hair to grow a beard. Their face has these little patches of hair, like weeds invading your yard.

That shit sprouting on your face looks like "long-dirt".

by verobeach1970 September 17, 2014