Dead Grotty

Something or someone who is Grotesque

Wouldn't be seen dead in one of those! that's dead grotty

seen that tart? shes dead grotty

by Jeremy Hillary Boob PHD February 8, 2012

The Dead Tree

A form of dance used to show that you and/or your friends are having more than just a good time. To perform the dance, all one needs to do is simply put their arms infront of them (kind of like a zombie) and put your head down. Then kind of bob up and down and there you have it. Simple, yet amazing.

Example One:

Joe: Look at Ford on the stage! ...What is he doing?
Peter: Why, that's The Dead Tree! Ford must be having a great time.

Example Two:

Jimbo: Dude, I love this song!
Wallace: DO THE DEAD TREE!!!

by A Stinky Black July 6, 2011

dead calm

A 'dead calm' is the action following someone having an uncontrollable sex urge during a very intense sex scene in a movie. The result is to promptly go to the bathroom or other private area to masturbate. Both applicable for women and men.

The reference to dead calm, is from the 1989 movie by that name. A very intense sex scene that has made many people have a sex trigger.

If this sex scene continue intensifying, I will probably have a 'dead calm' moment

Do you know where he went? Been a long time to the bathroom, he probably did a 'dead calm' on us after this porn clip.

by HardCoreBunny February 24, 2021

dead simple

So easily done that even a complete idiot could figure it out.

Creating that report was dead simple.

by Jen-"Niffer" April 27, 2006

Dead Ting

Joanna on love island

she's a dead ting.
That Joanna is definetly a dead ting

by 234thankyou July 7, 2019

dead rat

rad rat

did you see that dead rat

by MAXKELLYMADETHESE!!! January 25, 2019

Dead Opps

“Dead Opps” popularized by Chicago an NY rappers refers to a person or gangs opposition (enemies). Hence the slang “opps”. The “Dead” comes into play as they are referring to killing there opposition.

U Smoke Him?
Yessir, Smoking On The Dead Opps.

by La Quica April 1, 2021