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David

a nigga that beats his dick every day
by jsvremm November 21, 2021
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David

David’s are annoying Furrys that somehow get girls. Usually they will have their scooter and dumbass haircut thinking they will get laid. They are extremely selfish but deep down deep deep down they are kinda nice
David is an annoying bitch!
You just need to really get to know him!
Naw fuck David.
by RaccToons October 11, 2019
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David

Biggest dick on the planet WAYYYY bigger than the boys
David has a huge throbbing cock
by lopezda6048 April 27, 2020
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David

David is a good husband for Denisha.
David is a good husband for Denisha
by jatpun March 2, 2022
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David

The man after God's own heart. Someone that's full of mistakes and repents from every sin he commited and commit new ones..

A king, a mighty warrior. A man that takes what he wants no matter what.
To survive in this present time, you have to become a David..
by Garus February 4, 2020
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David

Is a tree :)
Woah you see David the dopest fucking tree ever
by Thesecondbestesttree November 20, 2021
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David

Literally a god. Everyone loves to be around him. Can't disagree, he's a ladies man, although he may be smiling around with anime waifus. Very flattering. Happiness walks in when he talks to you. Amazing friend to anyone. May be socially awkward, but an idiot with friends. The best boyfriend/husband material any girl could ask for. He's respectful to women and respectful to all people who deserve it. His smile can cure your depression /j. Reliable, cute, ugh there's literally no words to describe him about how amazing he is

I'm getting all red now

Don't lose your Davids, they're as valuable as money <3
"I LOVE HIM, I LOVE HIM, I LOVE HIM SO DAMN MUCH 💛"
"David is the best thing that has happened to me"
"I can always rely on David"
by Mage_101 June 28, 2021
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