David

Biggest dick on the planet WAYYYY bigger than the boys

David has a huge throbbing cock

by lopezda6048 April 27, 2020

David

Someone who is very passionate in strategy, also someone who is very loving but when it comes to certain things he can lose temper very easily

David is my friend

by USAPresident May 25, 2020

david

david: the act of david
or
david: the feeling of david

Guy 1: david
Guy 2: Who the fuck are you how did you get in my house I'm calling the police.

by rileywynt March 5, 2021

david..

greatest goat in Laroi Hub, deserves mod, but still hasn't received it yet because the community is terrible and racist. #blm

david.. is so goated guys! -some random yellow name that asks when the next gb is and never donates

by ComeOnSammyBabyWhipItOut March 14, 2021

David

David is a great guy. He takes time to get to know you and appreciates you for who you are. He’s accepting and loyal and very kind. Well mannered, respectful and caring are also words that describe this amazing human being. He can overthink at times, and doubts himself a little bit, even though he’s whip sharp. He’s funny and gentle and a genuine person. He also possesses a very nice voice:). His memory aint the best though, yet he still randomly remembers things you said out of no where. He’s amazing, and im happy to know him❤️

David likes cars beep beep

by Harikaz August 24, 2022

David

A SIMP

David is a simple

by Davey November 30, 2021

David

David is a name given only to those with an appendage greater than 30cm. What he lacks in his ability to find a girlfriend, he makes up for in his tinder successes. You will never find a David dressed in an outfit worth under $1000 at any given moment. On a hot day, he will merely resort to strapping that amount of money to his physical self. Although much can be said about his passion for superheroes, he fell short of claiming this illustrious title by rejecting a plethora of performance enhancing injections by his once favourite nrl club. If you are a female, unfortunately David will resort to staring at you during church services instead of asking your parents for your hand in marriage.

Christ almighty look at the size of David's Schlong

Can you believe David is still single? It's as if he's only into 17 year Olds with boyfriends.

by Bobthejookiller September 5, 2021