Dank

The combined experience of having a dump and a wank

"I had a great dank this morning"
"I didn't get my timing right, the dank was terrible"
"oh god that dank was mind-blowing"

Person 1: "you took a long time in the toilet"
Person 2: "oh sos, I was danking"

by The dank master October 27, 2009

dank

1. very good

2. very bad

It was a thouroughly dank hotel.

by Light Joker January 03, 2006

Dank

1. Moist and/or wet.
2. Fucking awesome.
3. Extremely tasty.

1. This swamp is really dank.
2. Oh my god you did a backflip. Thats pretty dank.
3. McDank. (search it)

by inkspill July 05, 2009

dank

1) An expression for some one or something that is extremely great.

2) A saying to show great entusism toward a subject.

Hey do you know where I can find some dank lobster rolls?

by blackdaddybigcocks March 19, 2010

Dank

Something awesome and cool

These dank memes are the best!

by Kwillitzer June 16, 2017

Dank

Adjective

Usually refers to weed. But nowadays, it is used by swag fags and low lifers to refer to something they think is "cool". I essence, it replaces the word "good" or "cool" or anything of the sort.

swagfag 1: Aw hey man, what did you think of the joke I told you?
swagfag 2: It was soooo dank man.

by Jim Dunnigan January 16, 2015

Dank

Sticky, good weed... usually grown by hydroponic.

Yooo, I just grew the dankest shit evaa nigaa

by WeedSmoka December 09, 2010