Danish

A woman with a fat ass.

Oh man, she’s a Danish. She got that fatty on her.

by samsimmma August 14, 2023

Hot danish

When you give your roommates hundreds of dollars for no reason

I'm feeling generous, how about a hot danish!

by Iikl May 3, 2018

Drop the Danish

The phrase “Drop the Danish” refers to when someone offers you something they think will please you but they do not have the mental faculties to comprehend that the only pleasure was for them in giving it to you.
This can be refer to something as benign as unwanted conversation, or unwanted gift, It can be as cancerous as an inappropriate touch. The reference for the term is based on some one knowing you only eat bagels but they gave you a Danish.

This guy will always drop the Danish, he always talks to me about how much he loves skiing even though I always remind him that my wife was crippled in a skiing accident. He also keeps telling me skiing jokes and touching my shoulder as he laughs at his own jokes even though I shrug my shoulder away from him and scowl at him, this guy can’t stop dropping the Danish.

by Phat Guck May 2, 2022

Pulling a Danish Gambit

Pulling a Danish Gambit is a term that broadly means sacrificing something or someone for personal gain; Typically something that is not equal to what was sacrificed.

The "Danish Gambit" in the term references to the chess opening called "Danish Gambit", where white sacrifices two pawns for quicker development of his other chess pieces

- "Michael just broke his foot for 5 dollars because of a bet"
- "Why is he pulling a danish gambit like that?"

by michaeljacksononsteroids April 27, 2024

Danish

The act of fornicating wherein both parties are wearing waffle-knit robes and Glerups slippers

"Let's slip away for a quick danish."

"Wow, we're dressed for a danish this morning."

by Bubblybrown January 27, 2021

Going for a Danish

Masturbation. An expression widely used in Scandinavian countries, though translated into the local language. For example: går till en Danska (Sweden), går til en Dansk (Norway), menee tanskaksi (Finland).

Alone in his flat, Erik streamed Debbie Does Dallas and found himself going for a Danish.

by riggbeck September 2, 2018

Danish

1. A people from Denmark or Greenland.

2. An indecipherable language.

You don't want to be Danish.

by VincGuy March 24, 2018