Danish Ear Infection

While she's sleeping, snort up a nasty nosebleed loogie, then gently spit it into her ear. After that, pop a load on top of her ear like icing on a Danish and VOILA! The Danish Ear Infection

Man I did a bunch of coke last night and had a nosebleed, I couldn't sleep either so I gave that chick The Danish Ear Infection and bailed out there....

by Vice420 August 20, 2020

Danish

Danish is the name of a very VERY WEEB boy...
:D

"Look its Danish!"

by BlaDrager August 25, 2020

Danish

An immature boy who likes to shout in class a lot like an annoying person 😫

Teacher:

Danish: SHDVSJDVDJDV

by Susaneatschildren420 June 19, 2020

swedish guy but actually danish

Stupid swedish people who are actually danish people like Strebz

Strebz is such a swedish guy but actually danish

by CH9IICICKKAAN June 30, 2020

Danish Liberation Movement

Semi-clandestine but unformalized movement for the great liberation of the World through the small cookies started in Denmark.

Look at these cookies, dude ..!

Eh, these are Danish Liberation Movement cookies. Sure teste yammy.

by elly2 March 29, 2012

Danish Roll

Noun; 1. the fat roll that hangs over female tourists' too-small tube tops. Usually seen above the Muffin Top and Moose Knuckle resulting from her too-tight short shorts.
2. a miniature, compacted version of a delicious breakfast pastry.

1: "Wow, the extra small tube top on that mother of three is giving her such a huge Danish Roll, I think her kids could use it as a pillow."
2: "Hey girl, be careful where you swing that Danish Roll. You might knock somebody over."
3: "Dude, I'm starving, but can't get too full because I'm skydiving later. You up for a Danish Roll?"

by Breacula July 31, 2011

Danish Fortress

When a group of people gets naked together and lieths down together preferably on the floor. Should be a equal amount of girls and boys, and 5+.

White fly guy - Hey, there's shit to do!
Random - Yea i feel you man!
White fly guy - So let's hit up some danish fortress?
Tool - no imma pass today!

by valpo swede November 19, 2011