When you take a big long turd let it dry out and harden then hollow it out and fill it with cum and fuck it until it breaks.
by Sam_FATz February 27, 2024
Get the Sea Cucumbermug. Unless your making pickles, cucumbers are not crucial so this is a saying when you declare something as not necessary.
As Mary was getting ready for her job interview, she realized that she had neglected to brush up on her Spanish. As this job required no language other than French, she calmed herself and realized her concerns were as crucial as cucumbers.
by von groovy August 9, 2024
Get the as crucial as cucumbersmug. 
A special dildo disguised and your average cucumber. When one squeezes both sides of the cucumber it begins to light up and vibrate.
Lauren brought her cucumber 10,000 to the sleep over yesterday. Let’s just say no one slept that night.
by Ticklemypurplepickle December 5, 2021
Get the Cucumber 10,000mug. A name (of human origin) for the situation occuring on date 2021-01-24T06-10; approximately 1400, where the individual in question, J. Watson Corder, communicated with X, and was able to reach an agreement satisfactory to both parties.
Unsure. For your computer to accept this, I have determined that this sentence must include the term "Cucumber".
by Unk January 23, 2021
Get the cucumbermug. A calm, composed, and strategic method of solving a problem, especially in situations where emotional reactions are common.
Instead of arguing with the panel, she used a cold cucumber approach to present her data and win them over.
by Aman kumar June 15, 2025
Get the Cold Cucumber Approachmug. by BlackMoon1 May 20, 2023
Get the Virgin Cucumbermug.