Crunchy Peanut Butter Nuts

Completely crazy.

Something that is so unbelievably outrageous.

Psychotic.

Kiana: Did you hear about the mom that was playing Farmville and was so annoyed at her crying baby that she spaced and shook her baby to death?

Derek: Holy Crap! That's nuts! That's Crunchy Peanut Butter Nuts!

by baywatchpunk November 4, 2010

Piela Caption Crunchy

Piela Caption Crunchy is a hot babe

omg did you see how hot Piela Caption Crunchy look in their new Snap story?!

by dahyuns REAL WIFE February 19, 2022

Crunchy Bro-tron 5000

Only the highest level or bro-ness you can bestow upon someone. Quite possibly the most awesome moniker ever.

Me: What up Crunchy bro-tron 5000.....?
Them: Huh?

by Madcow9865 September 10, 2009

Crunchy Nut Corn Flake

The act of eating a milf's ass In a 7-11 bathroom at around 2:00-4:00am.

wow james just did the Crunchy Nut Corn Flake to Bill's mild mum"

by Mr cleans uncle October 3, 2020

bite my crunchy brown ass

1. What the Ginger Bread Man says on TimeSplitters 3

Ginger Bread Man: Bite my crunchy brown ass!

by TheBlobbyShow October 16, 2007

popped my bag of wheat crunchies

Savoury snack based humour, meaning to ejaculate, usually with great intensity.

"I didn't just Boff the Mcfly out of her, i popped my bag of wheat crunchies all over her to finish!"

by Ogami June 4, 2007

crunchy munchy crispy chippy crisp cronch

The british way of saying chip

Oi mate these americans call our crunchy munchy crispy chippy crisp cronch's chips? Weird

by ANOTHER PERSON ON THE INTERNET November 2, 2021