crocaine

Croquette, while all players are high on cocaine.

Let's all zoot a line or two and then play some crocaine!

by Derek Wizzle March 19, 2008

Crocagoat

A goat whose surrogate mother was a crocodile that felt guilty about eating the goatling's mother, thus allowing the little goatling to suckle on it's croc-teets and raising it as one of it's own... ...and the Crocagoat was born.

*Derived from the Arseblog Arsecast Episode 78, "The Sacking..."

I drank the blood of a crocagoat to cure my ailments and to renew my mojo.

by ArsenalArmada June 2, 2008

crochet-ming

The act of someone with skills in the art of crochet applying a high level of scrutiny to the work of others, mainly knitters, but occasionally fellow crocheters, or the product produced by these people.

Wife: Look at her sorry excuse for a slouchy hat. The stitch is wrong, the pattern is bad, the wrong hook size was used and the yarn is acrylic.

Me: You're crochet-ming again.

by itchymonkey April 6, 2016

Crock Potting

Taking a dump in a crock pot and letting it bake until some unexpecting individual opens it and releases the aroma of baked turd.

Kara and Caleb left me a key to their house while they're on vacation, I'm thinking about crock potting in the kitchen so they have a nice welcome home surprise.

by f5sledneck06 August 31, 2016

Crocodile Genitals

Unlike snakes and lizards, crocodiles do not have a hemipenis. Their penis is fully erected at all times. Their gentials are inside of the them all the time and only comes out for procreation or to urinate. Caiman and alligators have the same problem. While snakes and lizards have a hard time masturbating. Crocodiles have short arms and can't reach their genitals and even if they did, it's already erected. When the Sarcosuchus was still alive, it had massive genitals, but had short arms. The spinosaurus had to jerk it off.

Sarcosuchus: I need to be jerked off again!

Spinosaurus: Crocodile Genitals are fucking massive.

by DJango the snake dick November 30, 2017

Crocodile Cum

A phrase to refer to an incident where someone has faked an orgasm, similarly to how "crocodile tears" refer to someone faking sadness.

I thought my boyfriend had the orgasm of his life last night, but it turns out it was just crocodile cum.

by AhnikSaur March 30, 2020

Crocyoin

Go search it up, it's basically Kakyoin from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders - Battle in Egypt (Part 3). It's basically Kakyoin but his head on 2 crocs. Why was this made? I literally don't fucking know but it's still funny if you're a weeb

Jotaro: "Good grief, where's Kakyoin gone?"
Polnareff: "More like, CROCYOIN!" *awkward French laughing*

by ChiefBokMalo May 26, 2020