crippled

the feeling in ones body after a night of intense and repetitive sex after refraining from sexual encounters for a period of time.

whatever, I'm glad my girlfriend turned out to be a lesbian because last night I got crippled by this bartender with Lisa Loeb glasses. *high fives*

by bobby cocks January 24, 2011

crippled midget

Failure to launch due to excess libation or similar substance indulgence. ie.. YOU CAN'T GET IT UP AT THE MOMENT OF TRUTH because you partied too much and too long!

Turns out VannieK was a crippled midget that night. Even Though he slamed a few redlines, his previous imbibe precluded his playing Peter North.

by Swoop DeVille June 11, 2006

Crip

a stupid ass who aint got no common sense

Are blue birds blue??? OMFG!!! You're such a funking crip!

by Mallory November 13, 2003

chixploitation

the exploitation of women or "chicks".

ddaaammmnn, this new magazine has major chixploitation.

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

School Yard Crip

The most notorius west la gang that still thrives. The only gang in west la that actuall has gunnas.

The janky Yankies!!!

schoo Yard Crip or nothin...

School Yard Crip Gang or Dont Bang!

by MissBkBuddah.. w/s SYC October 29, 2009

crip hop

Danced done by Crips. Made famous by Rappers Jayo Felony, WC, and Snoop and the Eastsidaz. But there was or still is beef between who made it famous.

See the "Up In Smoke" concert DVD

by clownin247 September 7, 2003

cripplephiliac

Someone who gets sexually aroused at the thought of being crippled, or of someone else who is crippled.

"Audigy gets aroused by the thought of being confined to a wheelchair."

by Dr. Freud March 31, 2004