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Nipple Cripple

the devastating and torturous 'Nipple Cripple' is an inhumane way to 'Cripple' your opponent without mercy.
To perform the nipple cripple take both hands and grab your enemy's nipples, once in position twist in opposites directions violently. This move will leave your enemy in absolute devastation.
"you're going down yo"

"i don't think so buddy, I know the nipple cripple"

"what's the nipple cripple? tf?"

*viciously rips nipples"

"OWWWWWWWWWW"
by Pac haters May 4, 2022
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crippling nostalgia

Living life in nostalgia and refusing to take part in modern day life. Ex. Owning a 360 even though you could have the One, but refuse to purchase in the name of nostalgia.
“Wow dude your room looks like the 90’s threw up everywhere.”

“Thanks I have crippling nostalgia!”
by Chrisboi589 October 5, 2020
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Crippled

eve when she only had one bone
EVE IS CRIPPLED
by crippledlol January 5, 2019
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I will de-cripple you, take your cane and cripple you again

"I will de-cripple you, take your cane and cripple you again" An Ohio slang term similar to Your welcome

is commonly used in response to ("I wonder what would happen if I.." while swinging a cane to the back of someone leg)
"I will de-cripple you, take your cane and cripple you again" it was god's plan
by Doctor very trustworthy January 13, 2025
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Cripple

Having no good qualities and getting shit you don't deserve for free.
Somebody taught the cripple to use it's words and now it thinks it's people.
by Hym Iam October 11, 2020
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cripple stud

Damn Terry is a cripple stud!
by Graerr May 12, 2022
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road cripple

Someone who's 16+ who can't drive
garrett: why don't you come over to my house? can you pick up some food on the way?

tracy: it'll be tough to get my mom to do it. you know im a road cripple so i can't do it myself
by urbancutie13 June 20, 2011
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