Goatmeal Creampie

An unclean, smelly, nasty creampie given to a willing girl.

I hadn't showered in a week, but she couldn't wait to get it in, so I gave her a Goatmeal Creampie.

by RocketHologram77 January 27, 2023

banana creampie

guess lol (hint: banana is yellow + creampie is cum in me = ? (answer =pee creampie)

do not banana creampie

by gobeldigook June 12, 2021

Fazbear Creampie

Spending five nights of continuous rough gay anal sex in the ass by force

Scott: Man, Noah gave me a fazbear creampie this week

by Frederick Faber November 9, 2023

creampie paycheck

A derogatory term for child support.

Once a month she gets her creampie paychecks from her baby daddies.

She only slept with him to earn a creampie paycheck.

by tunacan5 January 9, 2024

Boston Creampie

When a woman takes a dump and doesn't wipe, and then her boyfriend fucks her and cums inside her unwiped, poop-covered asshole.

My girlfriend asked if we could do something different tonight, so I waited for her to take her nightly dump and I gave her a Boston Creampie

by Rusty Shillelagh November 21, 2016

Creampie

What I gave your mom last night.

Last night I gave your mom a creampie.

by DrDecaf June 2, 2021

Boston Creampie

A Boston Creampie is when someone ejaculates inside someone in the bathroom of a Red Sox game.

I knew she was a true Red Sox fan when she asked for a Boston Creampie during the seventh inning stretch.

by abbycockbane January 17, 2023