When you go to court for having a crush. Guilty if you have a crush and innocent if not. You don't go to jail or have to pay in this kind of court. Evidence such as photos, videos or audio recording may be used against the suspect.
Person 1: I just got sent to crush court and the worst was they had evidence!
Person 2: Good luck talking to your crush tomorrow.
Person 2: Good luck talking to your crush tomorrow.
by AppleEater321123 April 18, 2024
Get the crush courtmug. by Sloppysuzie June 27, 2022
Get the Courts onmug. a cul-de-sac next to a golf course where rich people who play golf don't swing correctly and break windows...
by myboys May 14, 2009
Get the Jerez Courtmug. the same as an ohio style hot pocket, except its when a judge does it and throws it at the defendant
Person 1: omg did the judge just give the defendant an ohio style hot pocket?!
Person 2: no sir, this is the court of law, that is a court house hot pocket.
Person 2: no sir, this is the court of law, that is a court house hot pocket.
by RoseDaemon May 15, 2023
Get the court house hot pocketmug. When a girl with a really fat ass stands or bends over infront of you, while your eyes are level with her ass.
Micheal: “yo why do you love math class so much”
Levi: “because the teacher had a fat ass, and I always am Sitting court side!”
Levi: “because the teacher had a fat ass, and I always am Sitting court side!”
by Parker-lefty March 21, 2025
Get the Sitting court sidemug. by eggman 365 February 5, 2024
Get the court casemug. by Worth a bit April 2, 2023
Get the Village Courtmug.