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courting kind

Someone love being in a relationship and usually more in love with the idea of love.
That pop star is the courting kind
by spen53 May 14, 2018
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sally court

A direct replacement for the words "silly cunt" often used in environments where cussing is unacceptable, such as the classroom.
*student throws a pen*
Teacher: "Tarquin, stop throwing your pens you sally court"
by chubby little flaps December 4, 2023
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Supreme Court Special

The Supreme Court Special is the name you give to a drink you have roofied.
That chick turned me down. I made her drink into a Supreme Court Special so I can Kavanaugh the fuck out of her later tonight.
by Frank Grimes 2018 October 11, 2018
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Crystal court

When you cook meth and then go to court because of it.
Why did you go to jail?
Crystal court…
by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 12, 2023
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Half-court hairline

**see Chris’s head
Bruh that half-court hairline looks exactly like Chris’s
by whyareyouthewaythatyouar3 February 19, 2022
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crush court

When you go to court for having a crush. If you're guilty you have a crush, if you're innocent you don't. Evidence such as photos video or audio recording can also be used against the suspect.
Person 1: I just got sent to crush court!
Person 2: How'd it go?
Person 1: Horrible, I was guilty and there was even evidence!
Person 2: Good luck showing your face to your crush tomorrow.
by AppleEater321123 April 14, 2024
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Court Nodder

Noun. A person who falls asleep in court while sitting at the table in front of the judge while their lawyer is pleading their case in open court. Sometimes it is more than one person, which some are in the court audience who nod off and fall on the person sitting next to them or hit their head on the seat in front of them.

The Court Nodder typically goes on a drug binge for days before their court hearing because they think they will have to go to jail or prison. The condition is typically brought on by using meth and staying up for days or using opiates and nodding off during your court proceeding.
Judge: What was that noise?
District Attorney: Your honor, we have a Court Nodder in the third row that hit the floor.
Judge: Bailiff, See if you can wake them up and arrest them for disrupting my court or call EMS if you cannot.
by Free The Egg February 27, 2019
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