Country Music

A genre of music that haunts many souls. If you live in the Southern part of the United States and hate the genre, you are pretty much asking for death.

Northern Person 1: I guess its your turn to choose the music for the car trip.
Southern Person 2: Okay, I know exactly what to put on! *Turns on a Country Music Playlist, and Big Green Tractor begins playing*
Northern Person 1: *Crashes car due to the horrible music blaring through the speakers.*

by ThatDudeTwentyTwo October 12, 2021

Best Country

a bunch of instagram meme pages that spam really long copypastas in comment sections, mainly in geohistorical accounts, some are good and funny like france glorious nation honhon and hungary thebest, however most suck, only not as much as meme accounts with the word authoritarian in

nigga best country accounts are annoying

by jewoninsta July 21, 2021

Country Evan

When a boy named Evan drinks Enough alcohol that he begins speaking with a thick country accent.

“Yo Someone take away the vodka! Country Evan is singing wheeler walker jr again...”

by Thekuddleykrab November 23, 2018

country concert

A place where all of the thots and hoes go to get extremely drunk and make terrible decisions. This place creates no shortage of snapchat stories and Instagram pictures all over your normally sober timeline.

"Betty how was the country concert yesterday?"
"It was great I made out with three guys that I've never met before!"

by Shrobro September 14, 2015

country cable

1. The 3 TV channels one picks up without the use of cable or satellite.

2. The ORIGINAL definition of peasantvision

Last night the President was speaking, so there was nothing to watch on my Country Cable.

by Paccy October 11, 2007

country music

A form of music in which the words can be understood, any instrument is game, writing talent is critical, and every song doesn't have to be about horny depressed teenagers singing one or two lines over and over.

Songs about life. Check out some Johnny Cash lyrics if you're still confused.

by Educated February 16, 2005

country music

a type of music that typically sounds absolutely terrible but somehow has really amazing lyrics

with the exception of taylor swift, she’s amazing

“gravy, please stop infecting my showtunes with your country music.”

by Olau Alexa Clone April 1, 2022