The closest thing you will have to a guy best friend. He is worth leaving your boyriend for. His eyes are green and is not any taller than 5' 7". Do not write anything vulgar about him, because he is going to be a pastor.
by emilydikinson January 12, 2024
Get the Conormug. An awesome, amazing boyfriend who has these big, beautiful blue eyes and this stupid really short messy blonde hair, and really pale skin, who’s always there to listen and reassure you, and sometimes confuse you with his weird Irish language. He’s so pretty and i cry thinking about the day he dies. He’s been there with me through everything even when I was in the hospital for my OD attempt. If your reading this Hawley, I love you so so so so so much from the bottom of my heart and I hope you know that no matter what, if you killed somebody, blew up a school, or anything else worse, I would always love you. Even when my heart stops beating I will love you and think about you, WHEN I AM NOTHING BUT SOIL FOR THE MAGGOTS TO SQUIRM IN I WILL MISS YOU AND I WILL WISH I COULD HAVE BEEN WITH YOU LONGER. <3 -Zubin
Conor: a really really sweet amazing person.
Friend: Why do you like him so much?
Me: He pulled me out of my depression and gave my life meaning.
Friend: Why do you like him so much?
Me: He pulled me out of my depression and gave my life meaning.
by Utter_Lozer October 8, 2024
Get the Conormug. When you have a long ass name and you pointlessly add names to it making it longer but only add names already in the long ass name
George Peter is totally doing a Conor William James Patrick Patrick as he is getting a confirmation name and choosing Peter... what a whalloper!
So his name is now George Peter Peter?
Yeah, what a whalloper!
So his name is now George Peter Peter?
Yeah, what a whalloper!
by Winggger October 31, 2020
Get the Conor William James Patrick Patrickmug. conor is a prick
by a big massive unit May 11, 2019
Get the conormug. Conor JJ is a faggat and a future pedo he loves short girls with names like Isabel or Megan for example we all know
U have no dick
U have no dick
“Did u hear Conor JJ is a pedo”
“He tried to break into isabels room but got bored and went to play terraria”
“He tried to break into isabels room but got bored and went to play terraria”
by Santa isn’t real April 15, 2019
Get the Conor JJmug. conor coyle is a smart and well educated young man who loves abit of recreational fun. but be warned, if you let him too close, he will put his fingers up your bum and twirl them around in a circle until his finger looks like a mars bar, and he will lick his fingers clean.
by urma13456473694 January 27, 2022
Get the conor coylemug. by 薄荷朱古力菠蘿炒飯 November 21, 2023
Get the Conor Callaghanmug.