Conjured

- Whitewater kayaking term, to have something bad happen, To get beat down, violated, have a bad time, get your shit rocked. But applicable to pretty much anything bad happening.

- To be trapped in a relationship that robs you of your earthly passions, hobby’s and friends.

“I got conjured in Crunch today and swam out of that demented hole on river left after the Boof”

“My friend is totally conjured by his girl, he isn’t even kayaking anymore.”

“I got conjured on my drive up to Squamish yesterday in Seattle traffic”

by Osama Ben McKenzie July 19, 2024

conjusted

The word Hamza's mum uses, this has the meaning of "congested" she is NEVER wrong though, trust.

"Conjusted IS a word, because im never wrong. Trust."

by hisfr August 12, 2024

conjumbilation

To be in a state of pure conjumbilness and confusion.
Conjumble def- confuzzled and jumbled

I was in a state of conjumbilation when I found out that I couldn't get a PS5 for my birthday

by Leiru January 10, 2024

conjuring

conjuring is a cybergroup who post shitty extorters and ewhores on doxbin.com :3

did you see conjuring doxed that shit kid yxungmane?

by conjuring ^_^ January 30, 2024

Conjagulate

the act of completely eradicating or eliminating something from existence.

‘he conjagulated his sons rose toy as it made too much noise.’

by zarrie November 12, 2023

conjagulate

The act of completely eradicating or deleting something from existence. This includes all the particles that made the object up.

'The man conjagulated his son with a time machine.'

by zarriewarb November 15, 2023

conjagulate

The act of completely eradicating or deleting something from existence. This includes all the particles that made the object up.

'The man conjagulated his son with an urban time machine.'

by zarriewarb November 15, 2023