Confusionism

A religion very much like Confucius.

Steve did not understand what he was doing, therefore he was starting to believe in Confusionism.

by JoeWhoIsInsane July 26, 2011

Confusionized

When a situation is so confusing that a person doesn't understand what has just him/her in the face. He/she may be on the receiving end of hurtful comments and not quite understand why. This would indicate the the situation has become confusionized.

person 1: what's going on?
person 2: im not quite sure. it feels a little confusionized in here

by confused.1221 June 14, 2010

confusional

To be confusing, or to confuse some one

This letter may be confusional but bare with me

by CoffeeMonkey February 15, 2006

confused dick

when a males dick doesn't know which shade it wants to be.

Chris' dick is brown and pink, the shaft brown and the head pink. He has a confused dick.

by LNSQueen1790 December 2, 2009

Confuse-icated

Another way of saying confused - but with a twist.... it also rhymes with fornicated - some what

Holy crap, I just confuse-icated those two words!

by missbe.xx December 8, 2010

Much Confusions

when something is misunderstood and leads to a lot of complications, coined by the infamous Alena

"weren't we supposed to meet at 9:00"
"no, we said 8:00"
"Much confusions!"

by Simcock October 28, 2008

fog of perpetual confusion

Fog of perpetual confusion: a state of mind in which one simply cannot comprehend simple logic.

Aka: Chelsey Leanne Williford.

I tried explaining simple English to Mrs. Williford. The word was "yup." I sent her the urban dictionary meaning her response was "what???". "Fog of perpetual confusion"

by munkieflu March 17, 2014