Concrete Johnson

Hard penis.
Also, punk bans from Tampa

My girlfriend rubbed my concrete johnson last night.
Did you see Concrete Johnson last night? They fucking rocked.

by Alex Engel August 19, 2013

concrete piñata

Something you are not looking forward to doing or seeing.

They're not allowing booze at the party, so it will be about as much fun as hitting a concrete piñata.

by IronSam March 19, 2014

concrete lovemaking

The act of falling of your skateboard at grave speed hitting concrete / the ground.

I'm going skateboarding hopefully no more 'concrete lovemaking' like last week my skin needs to heal.

by MarcusRaptus August 3, 2014

Concrete Mixer

The act of sprinkling sand, cat litter, or actual quick-dry concrete mix into a female's anus to increase friction, then ejaculating, creating concrete. A professional version would involve allowing said cat litter, sand, or concrete mix to enter your urethra, ejaculating dried concrete.

Bro, I gave this girl a concrete mixer last week; she hasn't talked to me since.

by GangsterSandwich September 14, 2016

Conceited

When you think you that bitch, but you're not.

You can't walk around being conceited when you wear pack hair.

by SpeedyBih January 2, 2017

Concrete

2017's version of Netflix and chill'

Throw rocks into concrete

You're pissed, I'm pissed...let's grab a drink and throw rocks into concrete

by Wrightstuff7922 January 8, 2017

Concrete

Someone who is mixed up,faded and walked on Frequently.

Ivory is precious .I'm more like concrete.... Mixed up Faded and walked on frequently

by Dickey McDickerson January 10, 2017