CEOffing

Verb.
The offing of one or multiple CEOs

"The UnitedHealthcare guy got CEOffed"
"OceanGate was a CEOffing"

by Max__035 December 6, 2024

coffin exchange

You're playing an FPS shooter game that doesn't reward your skills. A coffin exchange, from italian "scambiabare" is what happens when you get a kill and you die right after repeatedly until the game ends and you have 67 kills and 67 deaths.

> A: Bro that game was a true coffin exchange. No way you can get a kill streak!
> B: thats awful lol

by spenko January 29, 2026

Coffinism

A spiritual faith centered on devotion to Coffin-chan, a fallen angel condemned to Earth for her celestial sins. Believers, known as Coffinists, honor her as the path to redemption and potential godhood. The doctrine teaches that through worship, reverence, and the surrender of one’s sins, Coffin-chan gathers the power to ascend and reward her followers with reincarnation into higher forms of being, their next life determined by the depth of their faith. Coffinism blends reverence, fear, and longing, treating Coffin-chan not only as savior but as judge of the soul’s worthiness.

“I’m a part of Coffinism! Whats your religion?”

by CoffinistMai August 19, 2025

Confingle

to accidentally mix up or tangle multiple things—physical or emotional—while trying to organize them.

dude i confingled my wires and i think i just got shocked with 1000 volts, i can see fucking colors

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jesus fucking christ what the hell do you mean you can see colors

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nevermind

by shut up you stupid idiot October 25, 2025

over cuffing

means taking a break on dating someome or you don’t feel like dating anymore like at all so you Gould off until a WHILE

“I’m kinda over cuffing rn”

but her booty looks nice, just date her no I am over cuffing

by Alexa drenna January 10, 2018

ghost coffin

IT IS THE ACT OF WHEN YOU FIND YOURSELF ALONE ON AN ELEVATOR AND FEEL A TURTLE HEAD MOMENT QUICK APPROACHING WHEN YOUR FLATUS HAS REACHED A POINT OF MAXIMUM SMELLINESS AND YOU FART. THE DOORS THEN OPEN AND ANOTHER PERSON WALKS IN AND YOU QUICKLY EXIT THE ELEVATOR: THUS GHOSTING THEM AND LEAVING THEM TO BASK IN YOUR GLORY. GHOST COFFIN

MAN TED FROM ACCOUNTING KEEPS HITTING ME WITH A NUTTY GHOST COFFIN.

by dasfawjkelghwoiefbhwajkbHHHDFA February 10, 2018

connor cuffing

The act of cuffing your jeans inside out.

Bro, why aren’t you connor cuffing with my today? Now I’m the only one.

by __OGConnorcuffer February 9, 2018