clean dump

When one has a bowel movement that requires little to no wiping.

Hey man! I just had a super clean dump! Wiped once and the TP was like new!

by UpIce#3 March 31, 2022

Clean minded

A very rare condition treatable by exposure to the internet. It is mostly in people with a sheltered life that dont go to middle school.

Wow Cecil is clean minded. He just asked what BDSM is. How is he in high school.

by Thatcrazylesbianchick August 7, 2018

Clean the droid

When ordered to perform a task below one's station.

"Padme being sent by the decoy queen to clean R2D2."
"I made photo copies all day, and when I was done they had me clean the droid."

by Droideka December 31, 2009

Google-clean

To be Google-clean is to be free of dirt relating to you on the internet when your name is put into an internet search engine like Google. It can be used in a relative sense, as in "how google clean is she?". You may not be considered completely google-clean if there is another person with the same name who comes up with negative stuff on them.

I think we should hire him. His resume looks good and he came up Google-clean.

by Ricky Pompeii April 7, 2008

Clean Eugene

A variant of the Dirty Sanchez, when you need to escape a horrible smell you apply hand sanitizer to the upper lip.

"Man, that girl smell so bad when I ate her out I needed a Clean Eugene"

by baloo_the_bear22 January 22, 2014

Milton Cleans

The clean guitar tone used by Milton Keynes based bands such as: Fell Silent, TesseracT, Hacktivist.

it's a twangy, ambient clean tone that usually has a pitch shifter added to it with the mix about half way.

As heard in "Immerse", "Acceptance", and other such songs

Djentfag 1: Those cleans on the new TesseracT album how do you get them?

Djentfag 2: oh what? the Milton Cleans?

by Djentfag November 9, 2012

Clean sex

Clean Catholic-approved sex. No toys, no anal, no mouthing, no birth control, no titty fuck, no homo, no porn, no drugs, no nothing created by the devil. You have to be married to each other and the marriage must be recognized by the Catholic Church. Then, it's just penis-vagina penetration with the goal of getting in and out as fast as possible so that you can go back to Church and repent for your sin of carnal indulgence.

Clean sex quickly turned into dirty sex when we both realized we were faking the whole "Catholic" thing.

by Bad C dev March 4, 2021