donkey-claw

When you slap ones buttocks and (accidentally) hook their asshole

When I was in the bar lastnight, I was getting another drink some random guy slapped my ass and donkey-clawed me

by Llysius August 11, 2017

Velociraptor Claw

Like a moose knuckle but where one side is clearly more defined than the other.

Dudes pants are way too tight, clearly he’s sporting a velociraptor claw.

by BadKarma2814 February 2, 2022

poverty claws

Poverty claws are Natural Light's alternative to White Claws.

Man, I love White Claws, but I'm broke. We should get some poverty claws. They are cheaper and actually taste better.

by Sywm87 September 8, 2019

Claw Fart

When a fart is so demonic is feels as though a demon is clawing it's way out of your anus..

Errhh holy hell i think that claw fart ripped its way through my shorts..

by FbTiradE August 22, 2014

Poor claw

A shot of vodka poured into a can of La Croix.
When you are to poor to buy white claw so you make your own.

I didn't have money for a case of hard seltzer so I bought some vodka and a case of La Croix so we can make Poor Claw instead!

by jaybirdlaw December 1, 2020

The Caleb Claw

You take your middle finger and ring finger and insert it to a women's vagina. Your not going in and out that's 2nd grade shit, your going up and down like your ripping her vagina out. Start off slow then when it sounds like a mop and bucket you go ham on that shit.

She wanted it so I gave her the Caleb Claw.

by Goham69 September 7, 2022

claw grip

When a bear aggressively grabs ryan from behind and proceeds to plow is prolapsed anus for having square as his spammable

Tyrone Biggums caugjt me with a claw grip, still can't walk right.

by Unfortunatehand June 16, 2018