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choad

when a dick is thicker than it is longer kind of like the astrodome shaped scrodm
the word choad simply describes maurice dweck
by Isaac horrowitz July 30, 2008
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choad

A penis that is more fat that long. Damn, I had a fucking choad after swimming.
Damn, I had a fucking choad after swimming.
by Mr. Boyd October 15, 2006
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choad

the penis
but...
wider than it is as long
usually found on emo pirate hookers
Kathryn
you have a choad
so shut the fuk up =P
by BiGnazty July 20, 2008
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choade worbler

any or all annoying people. the only stipulations are that they look like they have some type of retardation, or speak like they are retarded.
most commonly seen attempting to speak to the cool kids in highschools or colleges. occationally frequents large parties and is found sitting in the corner, either staring at girls that he will never get with, or girls she will never look like.
WARNING: these people are prone to suicide, school shootings, and rape leading to murder, or child molestation.
" Why is Mark talking to us? He is such a choade worbler.
by Ryan LaFrance April 3, 2008
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Choad

Captain of the starship "bob", from the movie, and SciFi channel show: "Tripping the Rift".
Captain's log, commander choad speaking, starlog date what ever, etc....
by TTRfan March 12, 2004
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Choads

a false sense of self characterized online by no morals, ethics, or soul in order to defraud, steal, con, cheat or anyway possible, to sneak a win, to unfairly cause a loss for someone through a computer bug, in an online game.
Choads ignore the survival of the fittest as the survival of the most dishonest.
by Robbie ALCU May 13, 2005
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choate

A English Native American Who dies from blankets that had smallpox on them
Choate has smallpox from this blanket because he is a native american english man
by Sal DeMarco January 16, 2010
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