chronic

The best smoke out there. Usually $50 for an eight and $100 for a quarter ounce. For all you smokers know, when your dude calls you and tells you he's got the chronic, you budget immediately. Especially when you live in Cincinnati.

Hey, my dudes got the chronic!! Got any money?

by colescar December 25, 2007

chronic colitis

the frequent inflamation of the colon.

the child has chronic colitis.

by theresa August 16, 2004

Chronic Day Advancement

Term used when your mind advances what day it thinks it is.

I went to church on Saturday so on Sunday I had chronic day advancement and really convinced myself it was Monday.

by assassin1680 March 15, 2009

Chronic Shift Disease

See How I'm Typing? This Disease Is Classified As Capitalizing Every Word Even Though It Isn't Grammatically Correct. Try Explaining That To The Nation's Youth.

gosh, that was tiring.

I Have A Terrible Case Of Chronic Shift Disease.

i finally overcame my chronic shift disease!

by peachy101101 May 9, 2011

Chronic dumbass

Someone who does stupid things to himself on purpose.

Jamie just pissed his pants on purpose again, what a chronic dumbass.

by Fezik1234 October 14, 2011

Charonic

A thin dimensional hallway that separates the living from the dead (aka: The Charon Corridor).

It was once believed that Erik Weisz discovered Charonic travel and used it in many of his performances.

by JTDivine October 8, 2013

chronic tabbing syndrome

Someone who tabs uncontrollably

"Dude? Why do you have 25 tabs open?"

"I have chronic tabbing syndrome."

by bleekicker May 1, 2014