champion dog breader

a slacker , master gold brick,nonworker, dog fucker

I say Blair, What does your bother Terry do around here? Nothing! So what is Terry's job description ? Champion dog breader.

by BlairW February 21, 2010

Champagne Skydiving

to drink incredibly substantial amounts of champagne.

Tom went champagne skydiving during the reception at his sister's wedding.

by sideways killshot March 31, 2011

Champagne Cock

Similar to a champagne birthday, its the N'th guy a female has sex with where N is the day of the month you were born on.

Sully was my champagne cock, I'm born on the 11th and he was the 11th guy I've let inside me.

by sexdeviant November 27, 2012

champagne shirley

an old lady stripper. could be your grandmother when she tells you she's going to bingo.

man, check out that champagne shirley over there. she's way too old to be doing that (stripping, or anything else younger girls look better doing) i'd still fuck her though...

by whitemomlovzrap April 24, 2014

CHAMPAGNE VIBEZ

When all you exes are in a relationship, and all you have is the blues and cancelled dates.

"Damn I wish she didn't cancel getting CHAMPAGNE VIBEZ for real".

by Vibezzz July 25, 2017

Champagne Piss

When your dog is in the park and his teeth start to chatter because he just had a great gulping slurp of another dogs champagne piss and is unequivocally higher quality than regular park piss.

Martha: Hello there Terry, oh what's up with Rover? Is he cold? His teeth seem to be chattering horribly.
Terry: Oh nah luv, he's just gone and had himself a sampling sip of Champagne Piss ain't he.
Martha: By gosh.

by DogParkSampler July 8, 2019

champion mindset

Instead of fearing how you are going to loose ; one with a champion mindset give no shits about how they may loose because they know they will win no matter the case or situation.

He really thinks we are going to win? Hes got a champion mindset!

Boys you need to get in a champion mindset.

You not thinking with a champion mindset.

by C0m1c. June 24, 2020