Champagne Ass

When one person takes a bottle of fizz, somewhat like Chappledown or Veuve Cliquotand fizz that bottle right up and insert into the ass of a willing woman and watch that spray come right out of her ass all over the new bear rug and get the cleaner to suck it up or into the open mouth of a filthy willing participant

Oh my god! I got Champagne ass fucked in the ass! I sprayed all over the new bear rug! He asked me if I liked Bum-Perignon, I replied, of course I'm a lady, even after squirting all over great grandma's antique silver mustard pot with a tiny spoon! Daddy was not impressed.

by Champagne Ass August 27, 2018

Champagne Ass

Flowing sudsy diarrhea following the release of a dry nugget of poop caused by constipation.

I've got a nasty case of champagne ass.

by AmeliaNeek February 28, 2024

Champagne Noir

Champagne Noir is a Seductive Apéritif...

Equal parts:

Cognac

Framboise

Chamboard

Next drop in a few Black Raspberries, and Fill glass with

Champagne. Cheers!

I want something to drink, but i don't know what?
Bartender : Do you like wine, or spirits?
Both.
Try a Champagne Noir, It's Dark, and Strong, but still Light, and Bubbly.

by MrHollandsOpusOne November 07, 2010

Immortal Champagne

When you get so drunk that it seems like the champagne bottle isn't emptying.

Matt: OMG, THIS CHAMPAGNE IS NEVER ENDING
Dylan: iMMORTAL cHAMPAGNE!!!

by diddoarch710 January 27, 2015

Champagne Piss

When you get some poo into your dick hole and then use piss to push it out. The poo on top of the piss is like the cork on a champagne bottle and the pee is like the champagne hence why it is called a champagne piss

I accidentally got my dick stuck in some shit so I had to take a champagne piss

by Some_G September 23, 2022

champagne dazzle

To champagne dazzle is to run quickly away from something.

Mate: did you see that fed car ?
Me: ye g I was champagne dazzling
Mate: that’s a champagne dazzle ting

by Charlie holloway February 20, 2019

piledriver champagne waterfall

When the women puts herself in the piledriver position, and legs wide. The man then inserts a uncorked bottle of champagne into her pussy, then shakes it up. The champagne flows out of her pussy and then down her body and into her mouth. She drinks her piledriver champagne waterfall.

While in the piledriver position, champagne is poured into her pussy then down into her mouth. Piledriver champagne waterfall.

by whtronin October 05, 2022