cela

Short for "excellent." Comes from second and third syllables of excellent. Pronounced "keh-la"

That music video was cela.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) November 2, 2018

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Cesar

The faggot enjoys going hard and fast inside his cousin cus he in Alabama where his dad fucks him every night and gives him that triple D. He secretly waits in bed for his dad and pretends to be asleep while his dad puts it deep inside his monkey ass while he cums to no end. The faggot goes to the gay strip club where he pays guys to sleep with him. The normal guy that he gets fucked by is his dad since he works there. He makes gay Orgy’s in his basement where he has male sex slaves that he chains up and squirts his ranch all over them since he doesn’t have a dick so he can’t cum. He uses a strap on when his dad wants it from behind

Woah calm down you might be a Cesar

by I psoeakthetruth December 6, 2019

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Cellador

Omaha-Based Power Metal band.

Nothing special, really. Their guitar player Chris Petersen rips off many people. For example, he uses a Dragonforce vocal melody as a guitar melody on the song Forever Unbound (the intro to Forever Unbound is ripped from the Dragonforce song Valley of the Damned).
Chris also runs many effects through his amp to hide his sloppyness.

Their bassist is turned down really low to hide the fact that he can't play galloping triplet-based rhythms. That, and he also plays a 4-string bass and doesn't do any technical playing. I know bassists typically don't do anything technical, but he doesn't add licks or chops to any rhythms. Power Metal is about technical playing and the energy that comes with it, not dopey repetitiveness.

Their drummer has too many generic beats, thereby making the songs boring.

Their only redeeming factor is Bill Hudson, thereby making them somewhat decent. Notice how I lessened the effect of the word 'decent' by putting 'somewhat' in front of it.

I saw Cellador live a few times.... the first time I was impressed, because I hadn't ever listend to power metal. Now that I know my shit from my oatmeal, I can safely say that these guys are only acclaimed and known because they were in the right place at the right time.

by Disappointed Listener September 14, 2008

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cesariatize

To convince (a short-haired or shaven-head) woman to grow out long hair.

Long hair is a better choice for women than short hair. Short hair women often live sedentary lifestyles, get diabetes early, and wear masculine attire. Long hair women are health conscious and wear feminine attire, and they are so sweet.

by Anonymous July 31, 2003

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