While having sex during a hockey match, it's the use of the maple syrup to shove a Stanley Cup like object up a woman's anus, while simultaneously being penetrated in the vagina with a penis which is covered in maple syrup. As soon as the male feels he needs to release he pulls out and cums on top of the Stanley Cup and yells Hat Trick!
Stephen: Hey baby, you wanna go pull off Canada's History?
Stephanie: As long as you can score me a Hat Trick.
Stephen: Don't worry, I can.
Stephanie: As long as you can score me a Hat Trick.
Stephen: Don't worry, I can.
by pickemgenius February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A depraved American sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
It's so depraved that it can't be described, even on urban dictionary, as those who may be offended have access to it.
It's so depraved that it can't be described, even on urban dictionary, as those who may be offended have access to it.
"Dude... that chick has no respect for herself- she totally performed Canada's History with me!"
"Woah... You let her? Dude... you have no respect for YOURSELF!!"
"Woah... You let her? Dude... you have no respect for YOURSELF!!"
by thischickoverhere February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. When you shove a Canadian Goose up your ass and use your free healthcare to repair your damaged anus.
"I just got back from the doctor's office, one more Canada's History and I'll be shitting feathers for the rest of my life."
by Amanda Beatnkill February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sex act so depraved that Stephen Colbert could not describe it on air in his Feb 4, 2010 episode. His only hints were that the act involved moose antlers, a jar of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
The act itself consists of three parts, and therefore requires three people: the first person must don the antlers, and ram into the other two as much as possible, while blind-folded, thus exhibiting the mating behavior of the Canadian moose. The second person is the one in possession of the Stanley Cup, and must apply the syrup to it, so as to lubricate it for the final act. Finally, the third person is either entered through the vagina or the anus with the Stanley Cup.
The act itself consists of three parts, and therefore requires three people: the first person must don the antlers, and ram into the other two as much as possible, while blind-folded, thus exhibiting the mating behavior of the Canadian moose. The second person is the one in possession of the Stanley Cup, and must apply the syrup to it, so as to lubricate it for the final act. Finally, the third person is either entered through the vagina or the anus with the Stanley Cup.
Man, that was one rough night last night. My friends and I tried to recreate Canada's History. I was on the receiving end of the Stanley Cup... I'm still sore...
by schlagsahne February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. My girlfriend was mad cause I gave her some Canada's History last night; she spent most of the night washing cheese curds out of her beaver.
by ColbertFanDC February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. When you hire Wayne Gretzky to dunk his penis in a jar of maple syrup and slap you in the face with it.
I couldn't make it to baseball practice yesterday because a session of Canada's History ran a bit late.
by nozavroni February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. After having intercourse with a woman tied down to five points like a maple leaf, ejaculate into a cup of of maple syrup and feed that to the little elf from load of the rings while his little fat retarded friend blows him to O Canada.
by sexytime113 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug.