Virtual Cucking

The act of watching/masturbating to porn videos/images depicting a man having intercourse with a woman, even though you're masturbating to porn for the women but fine with seeing her being penetrated by another man while you wish that were you.

Guy 1: Dude did you see this new porno?

Guy 2: Who's in it?

Guy 1: Male actor and Female actress.

Guy 2: Dude that's virtual cucking.

by AbusiveUncle October 12, 2017

butt-cucking

When one’s significant other refuses to peg you, but allows you to watch when she pegs others

“Yeah man i’m kinda bummed, my wife’s butt-cucking me right now… really nice that i get to see Brad more often.

by Bloah Blumpkin March 6, 2023

Christmas Caking

When an individual diets on nuts and raisins for a short period of time and then proceeds to excreting on his or her partners face.

"Oh shit, Garry just Christmas caked on my face"
"I Christmas Caked that biatch properly"
"Oh shit im Christmas Caking"

by Santa Shitface February 1, 2010

Boot-cocking

(Guys) when you think you've cum and you realize that the liquidy substance is actually the vomit of the girl giving head oozing all over your cock. Getting boot-cocked refers to the next day when you are in the shower and realize that the crusty shit on your cock isn't mung but the leftovers of the vomit!

Boot-cocking is Like a CHEESY Gordidda!

by DaJizzle October 5, 2005

Cocking

The act of or intention to perform oral sex on a male in return for a favor.

"That bitch is cocking the boss for a raise".

by "Dancyna" April 18, 2008

Cracking

verb: to crack

Giving into the temptation of masturbation when deprived of sexually related activities for a prolonged period of time.

Girl1"Do you think Tam's cracked?"

Girl2"Yeah, deffinitely, he cant go a week without cracking!"

by Snakegriffin October 7, 2008

caking

To have a very big butt that makes your body looks nice, but not fat.

Guy 1: "Have you seen Jessica lately?"
Guy 2: "Nah bro, but I heard she caking!"

by angelpotter October 28, 2011