by Tyrone the negro donkey February 02, 2017
I'm so sick! I blew mud and then 10 minutes later I puked my guts out! I'm burning the candle at both ends!
by C. Felix Reardon November 04, 2005
britttany: dude just shut the fuck up! i dont want to fucking talk to you!!!
renee: who pissed out your birthday candles?
renee: who pissed out your birthday candles?
by shitoutmyass April 23, 2010
Focusing on a less relevant or less important task when something major needs to be done.
Delaying the inevitable
Delaying the inevitable
Sarah: "Isn't you final year project due in for tomorrow?"
Robert:....yeah
Sarah" Then why aren't you working on it?"
Robert: "I'm checking UrbanDictionary..for a laugh"
Sarah:" You have to stop blowing out the candle, when your house is on fire dude"
Robert: "What does that mean?"
Sarah: "Check it on Urban Dictionary"
INSERT VICIOUS CYCLE
Robert:....yeah
Sarah" Then why aren't you working on it?"
Robert: "I'm checking UrbanDictionary..for a laugh"
Sarah:" You have to stop blowing out the candle, when your house is on fire dude"
Robert: "What does that mean?"
Sarah: "Check it on Urban Dictionary"
INSERT VICIOUS CYCLE
by hungryangrybill March 01, 2011
A sex move in which a person with a functioning penis inserts PopRocks candy into their urethra while erect, inserts their penis into their partners ass, and begins to urinate during the act of penetration.
by Bigbeefking69420 January 18, 2022
Someone who day-trades (stocks, options, forex, indices etc) and watches candles all day to make a living.
Friend: "What does your husband do again?"
Me: "Kavish? Oh, he's a candle watcher! It's not easy to watch candles all day, but someone's gotta do it."
Me: "Kavish? Oh, he's a candle watcher! It's not easy to watch candles all day, but someone's gotta do it."
by candle_watcher_wife March 15, 2023
by Lightning Blitz January 21, 2022