Booger Torpedo

The piece of tissue or toilet paper that you insert into your nostril and twist to collect the boogers that are stuck. Upon completion, you throw it in the trash.

Even after blowing my nose, I couldn't get the snot out. I twisted a booger torpedo up into my nostril and was able to get it out..

by Nuclear Dustbunny April 17, 2024

torpedo

an aquatic instrument fired at kids swimming in the ocean

The man shook faster to arm the torpedo

by Gigaphile February 21, 2022

Yellow Torpedo

When one person pisses on another person while under water.

I got hit by a yellow torpedo while i was in the public pool

by daringe September 9, 2011

Torpedo

The act of mixing a double jack and coke with half of a xanax bar. Before the first sip the xanax bar must be inserted into the straw and slurped down with the first gulp.

After this Torpedo I’m going to knock out on the airplane.

by BigBeaninLeanin March 6, 2019

Torpedo bro

Uncircumcised niggas. Mainly because uncircumcised dick looks like a torpedo.

Person one: yo nigga me and my niggas are all torpedo bros.

My niggas: yeah boi

by Supercock42069 June 21, 2021

Torpedo-style

Jorking your peenar with immense rotational force

James:"thats a nice poop you got there"
Said James while straight up jorking it Torpedo-style

by Bumbus626 January 29, 2025

Russian torpedo

When you take a nice solid 10”-12” shit, freeze it the fuck someone in the ass with the frozen turd

That disgusting woman wanted to give me a russian torpedo on our blind date last night

by Jay Bizzel February 6, 2022