nerf hurdlin turd burglar

nerf hur·dlin' turd bur·glar
(nûrf hûrdlin tûrd ˈbərglər/)
noun

One who hurdles nerfs and burgles all available turds.

Ex. "OMG, give that back you little nerf hurdlin turd burglar!!!"

by lil-nugget January 22, 2014

time burglar

this is a very gay word all things about this word r awful and any one who uses it is a cunt

Mitch is a super big time burglar. not to be confused wit the ever famous trudburglar. Your a cunt who ever created it

by WHo January 14, 2005

loaded burglar alarm

A loaded gun that’s close by when someone breaks in to your place.

We never had a need for a brinks security system. Daddy kept the “loaded burglar alarm” under his bed.

by Dick Da Bruiser November 3, 2020

Turd Burglar

When you need a shit so bad,it needs complete lonesome to let loose the beast, then someone walks in, causing it to be sucked back in like e g g

You are a turd burglar

by WrittenToe79 June 21, 2022

Turd Burglar

When your out walking your dog and your partner picks up your dogs freshly laid faeces.

"Oh look Buddy here comes Fiona the Turd Burglar to rob your shit"

by Aldo83 December 4, 2025

Turd Burglar

When you Dog eats the Cat shit out of the litterbox

Turd Burglar example:

My Dog ate the cat shit out of the litterbox after refusing to eat the food I made, which included the fucking $7 frozen salmon burger I cooked on the stove to mix in with the super expensive Dog food I bought from the specialty pet store! Turd Burgler!

by 1a4Chuck December 1, 2025

Turd Burglar

Someone who steals your shit to make themselves look better to others.

Jim: "Jesus Dan. Did John just take your iPhone to show to his girlfriend?"

Dan: "Yea. He's a turd burglar."

by A Time Walker September 3, 2013