tumblr bullshit

It is all the bullshit developed by special snowflakes in the bowels of tumblr. Most tumblr bullshit has no logic behind it and it exists only on tumblr, this bullshit will sometimes leak out into the normal internet where everyone will then make fun of it for how stupid it is. Most tumblr bullshit includes things like made up sexualities or genders, it can also include otherkin, bronies , or furries.

John: Jake said he was demi-sexual , what does that mean?
Eric: I don't really know other than it is some kind of tumblr bullshit.

by Havel Monster March 20, 2016

bullshit session

(n). A long, droning speech given by someone who talks but doesn't listen. Oft, the listener tries to escape but has to be polite and smile.

2. an unnecessary meeting, as in a monthly meeting where nothing gets done.

3. unwanted advice usually given to a person when they least want to hear it.

Hey Tom! I tried calling you the other night. YOu weren't in. Sorry, man, I got caught up in a bullshit session.

I'll know better next time not to complain to mr. knowitall. I got a free introductory bullshit session.

by boggler July 24, 2006

Tommy Bullshit

Random Bullshit caused by Tommy. includes: no matress stealing, no drinking before 9 am, no stabbing people, no sleep walking, no getting arrested, no morph suiting, no dome next to friends, no setting fire safety signs on fire, ect...

guy no. 1: did you see that matress in the elevator?
guy no. 2: yeah thats some Tommy Bullshit right there.

by 5th Floor Murdough November 30, 2010

Bullshit Assignment

When you have to do an assignment that would usually take 4 weeks in under 5 days

'I saw claire in the classroom and i already knew it would be a bullshit assignment'

by Killelite483 November 8, 2019

custom bullshit

Playing a custom game instead of a ranked one.

Don’t play that custom bullshit, play a ranked game.

by Stephenh7054 October 25, 2018

Red Bullshit

A Red Bull addict's foolish acts

Tom, enough of your red bullshit and get back to your homework.

by lolmaster444 May 12, 2019

technicolor bullshit

A type of bullshit above and beyond your ordinary, everyday bullshit. Typically used to refer to false claims and absurd notions.

"Karen at work told me that vaccines give your kid autism."
"That's technicolor bullshit, Sharon."

by Defensor February 17, 2019