a boy who takes you on dates and when it comes time for the magical sleep over, he lied there all night on his back refusing to make a move, even after you insist you don't bite, and forcing you to make the alternative walk of shame, confessing to your roommates the next morning that ABSOLUTELY NOTHING HAPPENED...
I don't have a cuddle buddy... I have a Brock.
by adisspointedgirl December 11, 2018
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by FroZenLoVerr March 4, 2019
Get the Brock wells mug.Guy 1: Hey have you heard of Brock Minton?
Guy 2: Yeah I busted a fat nut to one of his videos last night
Guy 1: Yeah, it's insane how successful he is despite the fact that his dick is only two centimeters
Guy 2: Yeah its really a big ego boost
Guy 2: Yeah I busted a fat nut to one of his videos last night
Guy 1: Yeah, it's insane how successful he is despite the fact that his dick is only two centimeters
Guy 2: Yeah its really a big ego boost
by JeepyCreepers September 10, 2018
Get the brock minton mug.Brock Lesner is a wwe superstar who started wrestling in 2003 who only lasted a year then he went to NFL then he quit went to UFC and did okay he did win the world championship but he lost quite a bit more then expected but he returned to wwe to fuck with John Cena but failed after he beat lesner since then he has been only losing every 20 matches he has beaten undertaker but has recently lost versus reigns and lost universal championship but he has come back to reclaim it Lesner is definitely one of the most dominant wrestlers of the last 5 years
by Kevin Batterson September 27, 2018
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The best men’s NCAA basketball player in the country. Often known for his exquisite post moves that allow him to easily float to the basket for a windmill slam. Also has a well-established perimeter game as he shoots 50% from three. Hails from Apple Valley, Minnesota and was ranked 3rd in the state of Minnesota in the class of 2016. Currently plays for the UB Bulls and is projected to go 1st overall in the 2021 NBA draft.
Guy 1: Yo did you see that insane 360 dunk last night
Guy 2: No I didn’t, who did it
Guy 1: The best dunker in NCAA basketball of course, Brock Bertram
Guy 2: No I didn’t, who did it
Guy 1: The best dunker in NCAA basketball of course, Brock Bertram
by Zæ July 16, 2019
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