Bro

n. (brah, broh) A (usually) Caucasian male who:
Thinks he’s a badass, but has nothing much to do with his time but drink and hit on ugly girls.
Acts gagsta, but is racist.
Has more clothes than most girls. Is very protective of his shoes.
Is homophobic.
Always wears a cap of some kind. Usually with a flat brim that is turned ever so slightly to one side.
Drives a big truck and/or thinks he’s from the bay.
First seen in: Pretty Fly for a White Guy by The Offspring.
Primary Habitat: Cali
Signifying Markings: Famous brand anything, matching trucker hat and shoes, proudly displaying norcal or socal decals on their vehicles.
Activities: Seen mostly in Frats (if they can get into college), going to bars and trolling for scratch (if they can live past 21), dancing like douche bags, and getting into fights. May refer to themselves as gangsta, hood, country, or any number of other misnomer.
Likes: motor sports, 30 packs of light beer, bleach blond butterfaces, gagsta rap
Dislikes: the police, smart people, hoppy lagers, all ales, parties with less than 200 people.
Catch Phrases: “Brah,” “You don’t gotta lie to kick it,” “Effing,” and adding “-izzle” after every noun, using the word hyphee to describe clothing altogether too much.
Synonyms: Townies

Bro: "S'up?"
Girl: "Matt? Is that you?"
Bro: "Foshizzle"
Girl: "You're a Brah now?"
Bro: "Eff No!"
Girl: "Then what's with the Famous shirt and the Fox racing cap? And why are your hat and shoes color coordinated?"
Bro: "pfft, cha. Why you always hatin' on a nigga that's havin' thangs?"
Girl: ????

by raejae December 29, 2008

Bros Icing Bros

Bros Icing Bros is a fraternity based drinking game. Basically a bro buys Smirnoff Ice, presents it to one of your bros in any manner, your bro must instantly get on one knee and chug the Smirnoff Ice on the spot regardless of setting. The most important rule: You cannot refuse an Ice. If you refuse to drink the Ice you are instantly excommunicated and shunned, and thus can never ice another bro or be Iced. If a bro that is being presented with a Smirnoff Ice has a Smirnoff Ice on hand however the bro that presented the Ice in the first place must drink them both which is called a block.

Andy: "Did you hear about how awesome I got James Job with an 'Ice' yesterday"

Michael: "No, how?"

Andy: "Gave him a box of cereal which contained a tall boy of Ice. What a breakfast."

Michael: "Damn gotta love Bros Icing Bros."

by Black Ops Andy May 24, 2010

Bro

Bro is mainly used today by young white guys that think they are cool. I'm guessing it is said to each other because they cant say n***a like us black people.

Black male to black male: Whats up my n***a?
White male to white male: whats up bro.
White male to black male: whats up bro.

by Archer UK August 18, 2004

Bro

Mostly consists of white males, but can also contain a token black or asian person. Requirements: Golf shirt with the collar up (usually Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister), saying the words "sick" and "fuck" in any order, goes to college or university, constantly does gives the horns hand sign in pictures when not required or necassary, basball cap (sometimes), and loves xbox and raping.

Rapee "i totally got bro raped by these faggots in hollister sweaters and shorts"

Rapist " yo bro, me and my bros totally bro raped this guy after we invited him over to play xbox, it was fuckin sick bro. *throws up the horns*"

by ScubaSteve1717 December 10, 2008

bro-bro dancer

A male go-go dancer.

When did they start letting bro-bro dancers dance at Boulevard 3?

by Van Burience November 24, 2012

bro bro

A term used as acknowledgement and subtle inquiry between narcotic junkies, buyers, and sellers. This term is most commonly used between methamphetamine users, and sometimes between opiate junkies, or users of various narcotic substances.

"What's up bro bro?"
"Just chillin bro bro. Hey, let's talk over there, away from the haters, informants, and cameras"

by Thejaymann April 24, 2019

BRO

(PROPER NOUN) because bros are mad proper(as in the noun but is not proper as in a prep cuz preps a.k.a frat dudes love anal sex with eachother as in homosexual)...not a bad thing because many people are considered bros but are not actuall bros such as frat dudes (they are wanna be bros they are fros a.k.a fake bros) frisbee is not cool, but drinkin beers, smokin chronic, doin pills, and not sleepin are cool...partyin all night is a must...parties all night never sleeps loves to party but not as much as they love to talk about partyin...for example i love to party thats not bro but bro is i love to party but yooooo im partyin but even though im partyin i talk about other partyin times....listens to whatever no specific music but prefers brocore hardcore(on broken wings, ligiea, deez nuts, dead to fall etc...) and old school rap(biggie, some pac, any song nate dogg is on, and the local artist from there city such as mine is freeway, black deniro, gillie da kid...and others such as jayz specifically black album) does not repeat does not wear rugby tees or mad polos cuz thats toooooooo college and too frat which is opposite of bro but loves designer tees except ed hardy which is straight guido, dego, w.o.p. clothing....loves liftin weights to get a beach body does not necessarily love lifted pickups but drives shitty whips...not shitty but like prior to '93 car models cuz that all they can afford....loves to party, say they pull mad bitches but dont and just fuk dime pieces...everyone is a bro whether you admit it or not because everyone likes to party, talk about partyin, smoke weed, doo pills, fuk dimes, and party.......and is peaceful in general until someone says anything negative then argues to start a fight and usually beats dudes the fuk up(being dead serious atleast what i have witnessed) bro is not a bad thing...if bein a bro is a bad thing then bein alive is a bad thing so therefore since bein alive is awesome bein a bro is awesome....

JOHN SMITH: damn that dude is partyin hard and makin an ass out of himself he is so broin....

JOE SMITH: yea dude he should be on tool academy...

BRO: tool academy ill fuk wit it but im just tryin to drink and blaze all day for free man

by Broseph Jr. June 20, 2009